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Little Red Riding Hood

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Little Red Riding Hood is walking through the woods and out hopped a rabbit, and says, "Little Red Riding Hood, Little Red Riding Hood, a big bad wolf is going to jump out from behind a tree, rip off your blouse and fondle your breasts." At this, Little Red Riding Hood just continued walking.

At the next turn, a fawn came out from behind a tree and said, "Little Red Riding Hood, Little Red Riding Hood, a big bad wolf is going to jump out from behind a tree, rip off your blouse and fondle your breasts." Little Red Riding just smiled and continued on her walk.

After a little while longer, a small bird swooped out of the trees and said, "Little Red Riding Hood, Little Red Riding Hood, a big bad wolf is going to jump out from behind a tree, rip off your blouse and fondle your breasts." Little Red Riding Hood just smiled again and continued on her walk.

Then, within 100 yards, the big bad wolf jumped out from behind a tree and said, "I'm the Big Bad Wolf and I am gonna rip your blouse off and fondle your breasts".

Little Red Riding Hood just continued to smile, reached into her basket, pulled out a 44 and said, "No, you're gonna eat me, just like the story says."

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