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" If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it? "

Mornings

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The neighbor dropped in on Judi and found her sitting at the kitchen table, staring blankly at a half empty cup of coffee; her three kids squabbling loudly in the other room.

"What's wrong Judi?" she asked. Judi told her that she had "morning sickness."

Surprised, the neighbor said, "I didn't even know you were pregnant!"

"I'm not." the harried young woman replied. "I'm just sick of mornings."

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