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Land Mines
Tuesday, 11 July 2006 08:45
A young, freshly minted
lieutenant was sent to overseas as part of a peace keeping mission. During a briefing on
land mines, the captain asked for questions.
Our intrepid solder raised his hand and asked, "If we do happen to step on a mine, Sir, what do we do?"
"Normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet in the air and scatter oneself over a wide area."
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