" Two atoms were walking down the street. One atom says to the other one, "I've lost an electron! The 2nd atom replies, "Are you sure?" Says the 1st atom, "I'm positive." "

Family Man

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At the company water cooler, I bragged about my children's world travels:

one son was teaching in Bolivia, another was working in southern Italy, and my daughter was completing a year long research project in India.

One co-worker's quip, however, stopped me short. "What is it about you," he asked, "that makes your kids want to get so far away?"
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