" A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You'll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant. "No, no, no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!" "

Family Man

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At the company water cooler, I bragged about my children's world travels:

one son was teaching in Bolivia, another was working in southern Italy, and my daughter was completing a year long research project in India.

One co-worker's quip, however, stopped me short. "What is it about you," he asked, "that makes your kids want to get so far away?"
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