A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You'll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant. "No, no, no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"
Jokes
Cleaning
Sunday, 02 July 2006 08:45
My sister was bemoaning the fact that she had
procrastinated cleaning and organizing her house for a long time. Since she was planning
to entertain, she felt a lot of pressure to get moving. That afternoon she phoned,
sounding glum.
"I went to the bookstore," she explained, "and I bought a book on how to get organized. I was all fired up, and decided to clean out all the shelves in the living room. While I was working, I found the same darn book. I bought it a couple of years ago."
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