Jokes

Call and Vote

Miscellaneous

"You know those shows where people can call in and vote on different issues? Did you ever notice there's always like 18 percent that say 'I don't know'? It costs 90 cents to call up and vote--and they're voting 'I don't know.'"

"Honey, I feel very strongly about this. Give me the phone." (Into phone) "I DON'T KNOW!" (Hangs up looking
proud.)

"Sometimes you have to stand up for what you believe you're not sure about."

Comedian Andy Rooney

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