If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce today would cost $100, get a million miles to the gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.
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Sunday, 20 June 2004 08:45
- Constipated People Don't Give A Shit.
- Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.
- If You Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause People.
- Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?
- If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.
- Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point.
- If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.
- My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.
- Thank You For Pot Smoking.
- To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
- If At First You Don't Succeed... Blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling.
- Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".
- If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
- Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
- Flying Figs Gather No Moss.
- If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.
- You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me.
- The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
- I Have The Body Of A God ... Buddha.
- This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't HappeningTo Me.
- So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.
- Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
- If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
- The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name.
- Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
- We come from two differnt worlds. Mine uses soap and toothpaste.
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