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99-Cent Store

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Top Ten Questions Most Often Asked At A 99-Cent Store

10. "How much is this?"
9. "Is this necklace real gold?"
8. "Do these Tampa Bay Devil Rays sweatshirts come in medium?"
7. "So let me get this straight -- everything here is 99 cents?"
6. "How much is this?"
5. "Do you have anything nicer for $1.99 ?"
4. "How much is this 'Best of Ray Stevens' CD?"
3. "Didn't this used to be a White Castle?"
2. "Do you have change of a dollar bill ?"
1. "Can someone go to the bank and get more pennies?"

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