The reason men lie is because women ask so many questions.
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19th Century Euphemisms for Masturbation
Thursday, 08 April 2004 08:45
16. Emptyin' the Saloon
15. Pocket Punch 'n' Judy
14. Signing your John Hancock
13. Dragging Thyself to Hell, One Hand's Breadth at a Time
12. Waving to Queen Victoria
11. Trying for a Scarlet "M"
10. Oiling the Pennywhistle
9. Assaulting the Tower of London
8. Cleaning the Musket
7. Quashing the Southern Uprising
6. Monitoring your Merrimac
5. Driving the Golden Spike
4. Delivering the Ejaculation Proclamation
3. Churning the Codpiece Butter
2. Square Dancing with Satan
1. Addressing Lord Palmer
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