The best laughs

" If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it? "

19th Century Euphemisms for Masturbation

Miscellaneous

16. Emptyin' the Saloon

15. Pocket Punch 'n' Judy

14. Signing your John Hancock

13. Dragging Thyself to Hell, One Hand's Breadth at a Time

12. Waving to Queen Victoria

11. Trying for a Scarlet "M"

10. Oiling the Pennywhistle

9. Assaulting the Tower of London

8. Cleaning the Musket

7. Quashing the Southern Uprising

6. Monitoring your Merrimac

5. Driving the Golden Spike

4. Delivering the Ejaculation Proclamation

3. Churning the Codpiece Butter

2. Square Dancing with Satan

1. Addressing Lord Palmer

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