If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?
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Collect
Thursday, 01 January 2004 08:45
A man, fond of practical jokes, late one night sent his friend a collect telegram which read: "I am perfectly well."
A week later the joker received a heavy parcel. Collect. On which he had to pay considerable charges. On opening it, he found a big block of concrete on which was pasted this message:
"This is the weight your telegram lifted from my mind."
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