Jokes

Mental Exercises

Miscellaneous

A bicycle can't stand alone because it's two tired.

What's the definition of a will? A dead give away of course.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

A backward poet writes inverse.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.

With her marriage, she got a new name and address.

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.

When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.

The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.

Every calendar's days are numbered.

Submitted by Faye

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