" You can't trample infidels when you are a tortoise. I mean, all you could do is give them a meaningful look. "
Thursday, 01 January 2004 08:45
"How do you like your new stepfather?" the boy's uncle asked him one day.
"We have lots of fun," the boy replied. "Every morning, he rows me out to the middle of the lake and throws me overboard. I have to swim two kilometres back to the shore."
"Isn't swimming that far hard for a boy your age?" the uncle asked.
"Nah, but getting out of the hessian bag is!"
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