A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You'll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant. "No, no, no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"
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Smoke Too Much
Thursday, 01 January 2004 08:45
Signs You Smoke Too Much!
10.In the middle of smoking a cigarette, you pause for a "cigarette break".
9. Your birthday is a state holiday in North Carolina.
8. Your title for the Surgeon General: "Captain Bringdown".
7. Cracking your knuckles leaves you winded.
6. Morning schedule: Wake up, cough for three hours, take nap.
5. In your neighborhood, they give directions by saying. Go down to the big pile of cigarette butts...".
4. You get mattress fires more often than haircuts.
3. You smoke during sex.
2. You refer to nonsmokers as "pink-lunged sissy boys".
1. You explain to the nurse that you didn't realize you were in a "non-smoking" iron lung.
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