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" A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'. "

Prison Riot

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The warden, addressing the three instigators of a failed prison riot, said, "I would like to know two things. First: Why did you revolt? Second: How did you get out of your cell?"

One of the three men stepped forward, "Warden, we rebelled because
the food is awful."

"I see. And what did you use to break the bars?" The warden asked.

Replied the spokesman, "FrenchToast..."

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