Jokes

Pastor

Miscellaneous

It was early one morning when the Pastor heard a noise outside
his door. When he opened it, he found a donkey standing outside,
which immediately fell over dead. Not exactly knowing what to do
about the situation, he called the local sheriff and told him about
the jackass laying before him.

The sheriff couldn't resist jabbing at the Minister and said, "Pastor, I thought the first duty of the Minister was to bury the dead."

Without hesitation, the Pastor said, "No the first duty of the Minister is to notify the next of kin."

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