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Rugby Tips for Locals

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Like the Olympics, the Rugby World Cup has brought an influx of tourists to our shores. As a public service to all  Australians it is your duty to try and do these; our Top Nine things to try on World Cup tourists...

9: Check every New Zealand supporter you see for a return plane ticket

8: Ask a Georgian what the weather is like in Atlanta this time of year

7: Start a fight over whose team is better. When the whole pub has joined in sneak out the back

6: If you find a USA rugby supporter take it to your nearest World Cup venue for your $10,000 prize

5: Tease the Scottish for dressing like Catholic School girls

4: If you are a cab driver remember; all roads go via Wollongong

3: Make a South African squirm by mentioning the toilet they are about to use is for the coloureds

2: Be really, really nice to all of them and apologise profusely for Crocodile Dundee III

1: Be careful not to mistake the Fijian cheerleaders for the players!!

Thank you Jo for this joke

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