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Political Announcement

Politics

A newscaster interrupted scheduled programming to announce the outcome of a political election.

"More on candidates at 10 p.m.," he said.

My ten-year-old granddaughter Ashley looked at me in disbelief.

"I didn't know they could call politicians 'morons' on national television!"

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