Jokes

You Might Be A Redneck

Rednecks

YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF...

* The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.

* You let your 12 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

* Last year you hid the Easter eggs under cow pies

* You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

* You think that a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.

* Jack Daniels heads your list of "Most Admired People"

* You wonder how gas stations keep their restrooms so clean.

* You've got more than one brother named "Darryl"

* Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

* Your Senior Prom had Daycare.

* You think the last words to the Star Spangled Banner are, "Gentlemen, start your engines."

* You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

* You take a 6-pack cooler to church.

* You have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.

* One of your kids was born on the pool table.

* Your dad walks you to school because you're both in the same grade.

* You can't marry your sweetheart because there's a law against it.

* You dated one of your parent's current spouses in high school.

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