Jokes

A Nice Holiday

Religion

God is tired, wrn out. He speaks to St. Peter.

"I need a vacation," He says, "Got any suggestion where I should go?"

St. Peter begins to think, nods his head, then says, "How about Jupiter? It's nice and warm there at this time of the year."

God shakes His head, saying, "No. Too much gravity. You know how that hurts my back."

St.Peter reflects, "Well, how about Mercury?"

"No way!" God replies. "It's way too hot for me there!"

"I've got it," St. Peter says, his face lighting up. "How about going down to Earth for your vacation?"

"Are you winding me up?" God replies. "Two thousand years ago I went there, had an affair with some nice Jewish girl, and they're still going on about it!"

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