Newsflash! John Howard's library burned down on the weekend and two books, amongst other personal belongings, were destroyed!
The real tragedy was that he hadn't finished colouring in one of them.
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Sunday, 20 August 2006 08:45
A Hebrew teacher stood in front of his class
and said, "The Jewish people have observed their 5,759th year as a people. Consider
that the Chinese, for example, have only observed their 4,692nd year as a people.
"Now, what does it mean to you?"
After a moment of silence, a student raised his hand.
"Yes, David," the teacher said, "what does it mean?"
David replied,"It means that the Jews had to suffer without Chinese food for 1,067 years."
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