" A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'. "
Shipwreck
Monday, 26 June 2006 08:45
The second man was propped up against a palm
tree and acting so calmly it drove the first man crazy. "Don't you understand?!?
We're going to die!!"
The second man replied, "You don't understand, I make $100,000 a week."
The first man looked at him quite dumbfounded and asked, "What difference does that make?!? We're on an island with no food and no water! We're going to DIE!!!"
The second man answered, "You just don't get it. I make $100,000 a week and I tithe ten percent on that $100,000 a week to my church. My pastor will find me!"
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