My boyfriend came home with a tube of KY jelly and said, "This will make you happy tonight." He was right.
When he went out of the bedroom, I squirted it all over the doorknobs... he couldn't get back in.
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Christmas Pageant
Thursday, 01 January 2004 08:45
Two daughters had been given parts in a Christmas pageant at their church. At dinner that night, they got into an argument as to who had the most important role.
Finally the 10 year old said to her younger sister,
"Well you just ask Mom. She'll tell you it's much harder to be a virgin than it is to be an angel."
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