A group of retirees are on a bus trip when an old lady comes up to the¬†driver and complains about being molested. ¬†The driver wonders who¬†would want to molest her, and so tells her to go back and sit down.
Later, another old woman approaches and complains about molestation,¬†and the driver tells her to go back and sit.
A third old lady screams¬†and so this time the driver goes to investigate. ¬†He finds an old man¬†on his hands and knees, and so he asks him what he's doing.
The old¬†man says, "I'm trying to grab my toupee. ¬†Each time I grab it, it¬†jumps and runs away screaming."
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