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Senior's Breakfast Special
Thursday, 11 September 2008 15:40
We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "seniors' special" was two eggs, bacon, hash browns & toast for $1.99.
"Sounds good," my wife said. "But I don't want the eggs."
"Then, I'll have to charge you two dollars & forty-nine cents because you're ordering a la carte," the waitress warned her.
"You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?" my wife asked incredulously.
"Yes!!" stated the waitress.
"I'll take the special then." my wife said.
"How do you want your eggs?" the waitress asked.
"Raw and in the shell," my wife replied.
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