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Secret to Long Life
Monday, 26 June 2006 08:45
An old man was relaxing at his hundredth
birthday party when a reporter went up to him. "Sir, what is the secret of your long
life?"
The man considered this for a moment, then replied, "Every day at 9 PM I have a glass of port. Good for the heart I've heard."
The reporter replied, "That's ALL?"
The man smiled, "That, and canceling my voyage on the Titanic."
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