Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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Viagra
Thursday, 01 January 2004 08:45
An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra.
The pharmacist said "That's no problem. How many do you want?"
The man answered, "Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces,"
The pharmacist said, "that won't do you any good,"
The elderly gentleman said, "That's all right. I don't need them for sex anymore as I am over 80 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes."
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