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Doctor's Orders

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A 70 year-old woman went to the doctor for a check up. The doctor told her she needed more cardiovascular activity and recommended that she engage in sexual activity three times a week.

A bit embarrassed, she said to the doctor, "Please tell my husband."

The doctor went out into the waiting room and told the husband that his wife needed sex three times a week.

The 75 year-old husband asked, "Which days?"

The doctor answered, "Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, would be ideal."

The husband said, I can bring her Monday and Wednesday, but on Fridays, she'll have to take the bus."
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