" What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a lamb? A woolly jumper. "
Thursday, 01 January 2004 08:45
An elderly man walks into a house of ill repute and tells the madam that he would like a young woman for the night. The madam gives him a puzzled look and asks, "Just how old are you, mister?"
"Why," the old patron says, "I'm 98 years old today!"
"Ninety-eight!" the madam exclaims. "Don't you realize you've had it?"
"Oh," he says, "then how much do I owe you?"
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