" The reason men lie is because women ask so many questions. "
Dead or Alive
Wednesday, 06 September 2000 08:45
Berlin - Just after WWII.
A young woman made the following report to the police. She had met a blind man at a rally. She claims that they hit it off pretty well and the blind man asked her for a favor, could she possibly deliver the letter to the address on the envelope? As it was on her way home, she agreed.
She started out to deliver the letter, but then turned around to ask the man a question. To her dismay, she spotted him hurrying through the crowd in the opposite direction - without his dark glasses or white cane.
Sensing something seriously dodgy, she went straight to the police, who raided the address on the envelope, where they found heaps of human flesh for sale.
What was in the envelope? A note which said "this is the last one I am sending you today." (The girl, that is...)
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