A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You'll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant. "No, no, no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"
Bristol Zoo
Outside Bristol Zoo there is a car park for 150 cars and 8 coaches.Â
 There also used to be a very pleasant attendant with a ticket machine charging cars £1 and  coaches £5.Â
 This parking attendant worked there for all of  25 years , then one day just didn't turn up for work...Â
"Ho hum",  said  Bristol Zoo Management - "better phone up the City Council and get them to send a new parking attendant" ......Â
 "Err no", said the Council, "that car park is your responsibility" ...Â
 "Err no", said Bristol Zoo Management, "the attendant was employed by the City Council, wasn't he?" .....Â
 "Err NO!"Â
 Sitting in his villa in Spain is a bloke who had been taking daily the car park fees amounting to an estimated  £400 per day at Bristol Zoo for the last 25 years...!!Â
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