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" If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat? "

Stuck In the Mud

Office Blues

During training exercises, the lieutenant who was driving down a muddy back road encountered another jeep stuck in the mud with a red-faced colonel at the wheel.

"Your jeep stuck, sir?" asked the lieutenant as he pulled alongside.

"Nope," replied the colonel, coming over and handing him the keys, ...."Yours is ."

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