" Why do Aussies make love so quickly? They can't wait to get down to the pub and tell their mates about it. "
Tuesday, 14 August 2001 08:45
After reading the morning headlines about the recent stock market downturn, a high-powered executive trying to impress a client in his office, flipped on his intercom switch and barked to his secretary, "Miss Hunter, get my broker!"
The client was impressed until he heard the secretary's clear voice saying, "Yes, sir, stock or pawn?"
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