A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You'll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant. "No, no, no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"
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Reserved Parking
Sunday, 02 July 2006 08:45
Late for work already, I was annoyed to find a
strange car in my reserved parking space again. After locating a spot far away, I stormed
into my office determined to have the car towed. As the morning wore on, however, my anger
cooled, and I decided to give the driver another chance.
During lunchtime, I went outside and left this note on the driver's windshield: "Please don't take my parking space. If you do, and your car disappears, don't say I never towed you!"
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