" You know it's going to be a bad day when your teenager knocks on your bedroom door first thing in the morning and says, "Today is Nerd Day at school, Pop. Can I borrow some of your clothes?" "


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Office Blues

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A man goes into his regular barber shop, sits down at the chair and the barber ask him how he would like his hair cut this time.

The customer replied, "Well, lets see. Leave the left side long, take quite a bit off the right side to make it really short. I want the very back to have a mohawk and the front and top to be spotty and irregular."

The barber was astonished and said he could not cut hair that way.

"Why not," the customer replied, "you cut it that way last time!"
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