Jokes

Pubic Poem

War of the Sexes

Mirror, mirror on the wall,
Should I really shave my balls?
If I don't - she'll surely bitch ~
Does she care how much I'll itch?

Take the razor and lather up,

Don't she care that I could slip?
Shave my balls ~ and cut off my dick?

Easy now ~ hands don't shake,
She'll call me "Stumpy" with one mistake,
Pubes in her teeth she really can't bear,
If I want some head ~ get ridda the hair.

So I shave my balls all nice and slick,
Did it up nice ~ without one nic!
"Feel 'em baby ~ they're so smooth!"
"Take off your clothes - get in the groove!"

She looks at me from our little bed,
"I'm sleepy, Baby ~ ain't givin no head!"
She rolls on over ~ and gives me her back,
I'm so pissed off ~ I'm about to crack!

Next day ~ it's breakfast in the sheets,
I spoon her bites which she gladly eats,
And I must confess I think it's fair,
That her omelet was made with pubic hair.

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