" Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue. "
Good To Be A Man
Saturday, 01 June 2002 08:45
Why It's Good to be a Man!
Your last name stays put.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics sometimes tell you the truth.
You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
Same work ... more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
One mood...Horny... ALL the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You can leave the hotel bed unmade...without guilt.
If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three pack.
If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You can quietly watch a game with a buddy for hours without thinking: "He must be mad at me."
Your friend doesn't have to go with you to the resturant bathroom. You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You don't have to shave below your neck.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
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