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" Bigamy: One wife too many. Monogamy: Same thing. "

Two At Once

War of the Sexes

Mary: My last boyfriend said he fantasized about having two girls
at once.

Jill: Yeah, most men do. What did you tell him?

Mary: I said, "If you can't satisfy one woman, why would you want
to piss off another one?"

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