" A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You'll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant. "No, no, no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!" "
Wednesday, 06 September 2000 08:45
Boys will be boys, but one day all girls will be women.
Why do men have a spine?
If they didn?t, they?d suck their dicks all day long.
Men - Can't live with them, can't play mind games without them!
How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
Both of them.
How could Will Rogers say, "I never met a man I didn't like"?
He never had to date one.
What do you do if you see a field full of men?
Smile.....and reload your gun.
How can you tell if your husband's dead?
Sex is the same but you get the remote.
Diamonds are a girls best friend. A dog is a mans best friend.
So which is the dumber sex?
Why is it dangerous to let your mans mind wander?
It's too little to be out alone.
The only reason men are on the planet is that vibrators can't dance or buy the drinks.
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
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