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" Bigamy: One wife too many. Monogamy: Same thing. "

How To Satisfy

War of the Sexes

HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN EVERY TIME

Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix,empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe, humour, placate, stimulate, stroke, console, purr, hug, coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate,nuzzle, smooch, toast, minister to, forgive, sacrifice for, ply, accessorize,leave, return, beseech, entertain, charm, lug, show equality for, sparkle, oblige, fascinate, attend, implore, bawl, shower, shave, trust, grovel, defend, detoxify, sanctify, help, clothe, brag about,acknowledge, polish, spoil, embrace, accept, understand, nurse,respect, kill for, die for, dream of, tease, snuggle, snoozle, rub,tickle, taste, nibble, gratify, take her places, scuttle like a crab on the ocean floor of her existence, diddle, undulate, indulge, dazzle, amaze, enchant, idolize, worship, and then go back and do it again.

HOW TO SATISFY A MAN

Show up naked.

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