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How To Satisfy
Wednesday, 06 September 2000 08:45
HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN EVERY TIME
Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix,empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe, humour, placate, stimulate, stroke, console, purr, hug, coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate,nuzzle, smooch, toast, minister to, forgive, sacrifice for, ply, accessorize,leave, return, beseech, entertain, charm, lug, show equality for, sparkle, oblige, fascinate, attend, implore, bawl, shower, shave, trust, grovel, defend, detoxify, sanctify, help, clothe, brag about,acknowledge, polish, spoil, embrace, accept, understand, nurse,respect, kill for, die for, dream of, tease, snuggle, snoozle, rub,tickle, taste, nibble, gratify, take her places, scuttle like a crab on the ocean floor of her existence, diddle, undulate, indulge, dazzle, amaze, enchant, idolize, worship, and then go back and do it again.
HOW TO SATISFY A MAN
Show up naked.
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