The best laughs

" BABY - A hollow tube with a loud voice at one end and a complete lack of responsibility at the other end. "

Hit and Run

War of the Sexes

The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when a policeman ran up to help.

"My mother-in-law just tried to run me over!" the shaken man told the cop.

"The car hit you from behind," the officer said. "How could you tell it was your mother-in-law?"

"I recognized her laugh!"

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