Jokes

Man's Errors

War of the Sexes

Mans Errors and length of time until you can expect Not to get any.

Giggling at her for getting misty at the end of a chick flick.
-4 days

Using any _expression other than making love to refer to sex.
-4 days

Tone of voice that she doesn't like while talking about her mother
-5 days

Actually saying no you don't want to go when she says.."It's okay if you don't want to go".
-6days

Shushing her during ESPN SportsCenter.
-8 days.

Bringing up the possibility of a threesome:
With her friend...2days
With her sister...19 days
With her mom.......6 months

Shrugging your shoulders and grunting when she asks how the makeup she just spent 1-1/2 hours putting on looks.
-2 days

Showing up 1/2 hour late because there was a really cool police chase on TV.
-3 days

Not answering quickly or vehemently enough when she asks you if you would ever cheat on her.
-12 days

Accusing her of having PMS:
when she doesn't -8 days
when she does -12 days

Failing to be serious about a relationship quiz in Cosmopolitan.
-4 days

Casually remarking that if she decided she wanted a boob job you'd be willing to pay for it.
-6 days

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