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" What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a lamb? A woolly jumper. "

Old Farmers

War of the Sexes

In a small town, farmers of the community got together to discuss some important issues. About midway through the meeting, a wife of one of the farmers stood up and spoke her piece.

One of the old farmers stood up and said, "What does she know about anything? I would like to ask her if she knows how many toes a pig has?"

Quick as a flash, the woman replied, "Take off your boots sir, and count them yourself!"

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