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Parking Ticket
Sunday, 20 March 2005 08:45
Submitted by Darcy
I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was this motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.
So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So I called him a pencil necked nazi.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!!
So I called him a horse shit.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket!!
This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner...
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