Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,
the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
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Escapee
Thursday, 01 January 2004 08:45
Before his daring escape from prison, an infamous criminal had been photographed from four different angles.
The FBI sent copies of the pictures to police chiefs all across the land, with orders to notify Washington the moment an arrest was made.
The next day, the Bureau received a faxed reply from the ambitious sheriff of a small Southern town:
"PICTURES RECEIVED. ALL FOUR SHOT DEAD WHILE RESISTING ARREST."
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