" I wish life has a scroll back buffer. "
You Might be a Cop If..
Thursday, 01 January 2004 08:45
- people shout, "I didn't do it!" when you walk into a room.
- your idea of a good time is an armed robbery at shift change.
- you disbelieve 90% of what you hear and 75% of what you see.
- you believe the government should require a permit to reproduce.
- you believe prozac should be added regularly to the water system.
- when you mention vegetables, you're not referring to the food group.
- you want to hold a seminar entitled "Suicide - getting it right the first time."
- you call for a criminal record check on anyone who seems friendly toward you.
- you believe anyone who says, "I only had two beers" is going to blow over 150.
- you walk into places and people think it's high comedy to seize a co-worker and shout, "They've come to get you...".