Jokes

Chatroom Lies

Computers

- I'm in this private room consoling a depressed friend.

- You're different.....I've never felt like this about someone I've never met before.

- I'm new online and haven't had time to create a profile...but tell me more about yourself.

- I never do Cybersex! Yet here in this room alone with you, well, I'm getting excited

- Yes of course I'm female...............

- No this is my only screen name....You mean you can have more then one?

- I'm 5'4, blonde hair, blue eyes and everyone loves my body!

- Male version is... I'm 6'0, great tan, and buffed from working out.

- I'm not like most of the guy's/gal's here, I want to meet so we can just have coffee and get to know each other. (at the hotel coffee shop)

- I don't care what you look like, it's what's on the inside that counts (Which is true, it means: I'm horny and could care less, just type)

And the number one On Line Lie is....
- Tonight my love... our souls have touched.

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