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New Viruses 2004

Computers

After getting this from a friend, I thought id share it for a bit of humour...

Weight Watchers Virus
Quits after 1 byte

Titanic Virus
Makes your whole computer go down

Disney Virus
Everything goes goofy

Kylie Minogue Virus
Has no real function but creates a pretty desktop

Prozac Virus
Screws up your RAM but your processor is relaxed & doesn't care

Woody Allen Virus
Bypasses the motherboard & turns on the daughter card

Mel Gibson Virus
Turns your fonts into lethal weapons

Politician Virus
After running successfully for a while it exits the programme &never works again

Television Virus
It keeps the same programmes running week after week. Is very prevalent atholiday times

Australian Democrats Virus
Runs quietly in the background but doesn't do much of anything

Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus
Terminates but stays resident....

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