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New Viruses 2004
Tuesday, 02 November 2004 08:45
After getting this from a friend, I thought id share it for a bit of humour...
Weight Watchers Virus
Quits after 1 byte
Titanic Virus
Makes your whole computer go down
Disney Virus
Everything goes goofy
Kylie Minogue Virus
Has no real function but creates a pretty desktop
Prozac Virus
Screws up your RAM but your processor is relaxed & doesn't care
Woody Allen Virus
Bypasses the motherboard & turns on the daughter card
Mel Gibson Virus
Turns your fonts into lethal weapons
Politician Virus
After running successfully for a while it exits the programme &never works again
Television Virus
It keeps the same programmes running week after week. Is very prevalent atholiday times
Australian Democrats Virus
Runs quietly in the background but doesn't do much of anything
Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus
Terminates but stays resident....
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