Jokes

No Men

Blondes

A young Blonde was telling her friend at a cocktail party that she was off men for life. "They lie, cheat, and they are no good. From now on, when I want sex I'll use my vibrator."

"But what if the batteries run out? What will you do?" asked the friend.

"Same as I do with my boy friend, I'll fake the orgasm."

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