" I used to think I could pass gas silently until I got my hearing aid. "
No Men
Thursday, 01 January 2004 08:45
A young Blonde was telling her friend at a cocktail party that she was off men for life. "They lie, cheat, and they are no good. From now on, when I want sex I'll use my vibrator."
"But what if the batteries run out? What will you do?" asked the friend.
"Same as I do with my boy friend, I'll fake the orgasm."
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