On the first day of school, a first grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents."
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Painting Nude
Thursday, 01 January 2004 08:45
A man requested a blonde painter to paint him in the nude.
"No" the talented blonde artist said. "I don't do that sort of thing.
"I'll increase your fee two times," he said.
"No, no thanks!!"
"I'll give five times as much as you normally get."
"Okay," said the artist, "But you have to let me at least wear my socks. I need somewhere to place my brushes."
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