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Pregnant?
Tuesday, 14 March 2006 08:45
A woman telephoned a veterinarian and asked him to
come examine her cat. "I don't know what's wrong with her," the woman
told him. "She looks as if she's going to have kittens, but that's
impossible. She's never been out of the house except for when I had her
on a leash." The vet examined the cat and said there was no question
about her pregnancy.
"But she can't be," protested the woman. "It's impossible."
At that point a large tom cat emerged from under the sofa.
"How about him?" asked the vet.
"Don't be silly," answered the woman. "That's her brother."
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Sounds like my cat 
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